SEEKING A REASONABLY CAPABLE COWBOY

Written By Claire Wheatley

Meet Miranda Tumblebottoms

PERSONAL AD: SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

Meet Miranda age 34.

She is single, spirited, and pasture-raised.

Miranda is seeking a cowboy with good manners, strong fences, and his own dental insurance.

He must like dancing and must not own snakes. Owning horses is preferred but negotiable.

We ask for serious inquiries only, Miranda has been through enough.

Claire Wheatley
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