WANTED FOR BEING DIFFICULT
The perpetually dissatisfied Beauregard Blithers
A Gentleman of Leisure
CASE FILE #0002
NAME: Beauregard Blithers aka Biscuit
OCCUPATION: Gentleman of Leisure/Unemployed
KNOWN ASSOCIATES: At least three reluctant waiters and his barber.
WANTED FOR: Being difficult across county lines.
LAST SEEN: Filing a formal complaint about the tumbleweeds.
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Large, blue, and a look of less than subtle annoyance.
THREAT LEVEL: Mostly Verbal
REWARD: $8.95 and his last returned item
OTHER CASE NOTES: Biscuit has asked to speak with whoever in charge to remove these charges. Authorities are still determining who that may be.
