WANTED FOR UNLAWFUL RIDDLING

The curious case of Bartholomew Cornelius Thistlewhistle III

No one knows what he sells.

CASE FILE #0003

NAME: Bartholomew Cornelius Thistlewhistle III

OCCUPATION: Sales

KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Maintains ties to both the Horses and the Donkeys. Neither group feels comfortable elaborating.

WANTED FOR: Posting unsolvable riddles to the town square community board.

LAST SEEN: Eating a cruffin at the local diner.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Large ears and a hitch in his giddy-up.

THREAT LEVEL: Difficult to Classify

REWARD: $11 and a reasonably fresh apple.

OTHER CASE NOTES: Thistlewhistle has repeatedly declined to clarify his loyalties. When questioned regarding his relationship with both the Horses and the Donkeys, this mule stated, “I contain multitudes”. Authorities have determined this was yet another unsolvable riddle.