WANTED FOR EXCESSIVE ENTHUSIASM

Explore the art of overcommitting with Lady McIntosh Red.

There’s gotta be an upside to this.

OUTLAW 0004: Commit to the Bit

NAME: Lady McIntosh Red
AKA: Big Mac
OCCUPATION: Paralegal & Cider Connoisseur
KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Blob Ranch Cider Co. & Associates, the town’s most esteemed law firm and saloon.

WANTED FOR: Taking things considerably further than necessary. Considerably.

LAST SEEN: Upside down. On purpose. Claims the increased blood flow improves both work product and cider tasting notes.

DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Red braids. Impeccable posture. Unsolicited notes on technique.

THREAT LEVEL: Committed

REWARD: $9 and one extremely crisp apple.

CASE NOTES: Big Mac has been repeatedly advised that she does not need to commit this fully to every situation. She has interpreted this as criticism of her technique.